The Which I Claudius Character are You Quiz!

What the hell is I, Claudius?

Only the best miniseries ever! Okay, so technically it was a novel by Robert Graves, and the BBC adapted it and its sequel, Claudius the God, into a miniseries.

Ok, what's it about, fangirl?

Back before the Sopranos and the Godfather series redefined what it meant to be a family, there was a little civilization called the Roman Empire. I, Claudius is the story of the first 70 years or so of the empire, as told by someone who was there but stayed on the sidelines. It's an historical soap opera, filled with murders, adultery, betrayal, you know, all the cool stuff that constitutes "family." And watching it all is this unassuming character who doesn't want to get pulled into the madness.

What was your result?

I'm Clau-clau-claudius. C-c-can't you t-t-t-tell?

Is I, Claudius easily available on video or DVD?

Yes! Check your favorite media store. Since it's a somewhat famous adaptation of a somewhat famous novel and has been shown on PBS' Masterpiece Theater, you can also probably find it in your local library.

Where can I get more information on I, Claudius?

I was going to make a summary page with tons of info on characters and plot, but someone beat me to it. Go there; it's awesome.

You're crazy.

That's not a question...Wait, I'm crazy? I'm not the one who created an I, Claudius Drinking Game!

Ok, I did do a story...

Why did you make this quiz?

I love the miniseries, as you can probably tell. It's got the right mix of humor, drama, horror, and pathos. It's the series that made me a major fan of Sir Derek Jacobi. He's remarkable as the title character. I first saw I, Claudius when I was 13 years old. So instead of swooning over the latest boy band, I was in deep crush with Claudius.

Stop looking at me like that...

It doesn't work!

Um...what did we say about questions? Okay, okay... I honestly don't know what's wrong. I did not create the quiz script so I have no idea how to fix it. Please make sure you have a browser that supports Javascript. I've tested this on the Mac versions of Netscape 4.7, Internet Explorer 5.1, and Netscape 7, and they all work fine. If you've got an up-to-date browser and the quiz still doesn't work, I honestly don't know what to do. Perhaps clearing out your browser cache and reloading the page might help... Sorry if this doesn't sound helpful. >_<

So oooooon with the quiz!


It's Friday night, where are you?
Sitting in my library with my books
Planning for tomorrow, people depend on me
ORGY baby!
Spending a quiet evening at home with my family
Figuring out how to overthrow the government!
Out, without my significant loved one
Baking cookies with mom because she forced me to

You find a $100 bill on the sidewalk. Do you:
Donate it to charity
Buy something nice for yourself
Give it to your mom, after she finds out you have it
Leave it alone. It isn't yours.
Use it to buy booze for a big party
Save it for a rainy day
Buy something nice for the entire family

Your perfect world:
Consists of your family
is peaceful
is quiet
is fun
is free
has you as its leader
has you as its God!

What is/was your favorite subject in school?
school?
history
home ec
I don't remember, I cut class a lot
political science
all of them
none

Look out, there's a gigantic bug on your shoulder!
Ha-ha...very funny...
I order you to get it off!
Eeeeeek!
Great, I'll add it to my collection.
My mom put you up to this, right?
That's not a bug, that's the president of my fan club!
Do want to squish it or should I do it?

How would you like to be remembered?
As a great leader who overthrew a corrupt government
As the perfect mother
Who cares? You only live your life once anyway.
A 60 foot tall marble statue in my hometown.
I don't know. Can I get back to you on that?
I want people to know that I'm nicer than my reputation made me out to be
Respected by my people and my peers.

You are caught in a battlefield. What's your reaction?
Eeeeek! Women aren't supposed to fight! Eeeek!
Order the nearest soldier to protect you.
Pick up a sword and shield and join in.
Take complete charge of your side.
Battle???? I can't fight!
Go find your best friend and fight side by side.
Great! Let me find my ornate diamond-encrusted helmet and gold-tipped boots first then I'll probably join in when the fighting lulls a bit.

How do you feel about your spouse/significant loved one?
Significant loved one?
I know she's using me, but it's all part of a grand plan of mine.
He's such an IDIOT! I'm just using him to get what I want.
I love her with all my heart.
I love her, but my work comes first.
I love him. Everything I'm doing is for the sake of the family, though.
Which one?

How was your childhood?
Grown-ups loved me and dressed me up and took me places. It was fun!
Normal.
My dad pushed me into the family business
I was usually ignored by the grown-ups. Kids made fun of the way I looked. I hated it.
I was a spoiled rich girl and I still am.
Even from an early age, I was ambitious.
Mom wanted me to be something I'm not.

What's your dream house like?
A house on the beach, where I can be away from everything
A gigantic palace, marble walls, statues, fountains, the works!
The Playboy Mansion
Anything as long as it has a huge library
I'd like something a lot simpler than what I have now
Anything, as long as my family and friends are nearby
What I have right now is suitable, but I'd like something bigger

What would you most likely say:
Let all the poisons that lurk in the mud hatch out!
If you had but one neck, I'd hack it through!
Not my head! No, not my head!
I want to be a goddess.
Is there anyone in Rome who has not slept with my daughter?!
Better to have a slave scrape your back.
I need no trial to prove your guilt.

Quiz script taken from a Googlecache of the infamous Beatles quiz. The Which "I, Claudius" character are you" quiz was created by me. :)